[This year, Maul had decided to behave himself when it came to giving gifts, unlike in years past where he broke into people's houses rather like Santa himself did. All gifts are left on the porch or front step of the recipient's home for them to find in the morning.
Since he was getting Vyng a gift, he felt it would be rude to exclude his son. So one of the gifts on the porch is left for Billie, a small realistic cat stuffed animal. Accompanying it was a note in blocky handwriting wishing the boy a Merry Christmas signed from Darth Maul.]
[Billie, of course, adores the plush cat. Anything soft and fluffy would have been a huge hit. It will go to bed with him every night. Of course he reaches out through the network to say thank you, and the swaying movement of the camera probably makes it pretty clear it's his Omen doing the recording as she sizes up the stuffed interloper clutched in Billie's arms.]
You got me a present? You didn't have to do that! Thanks! I love it a lot. You could've come inside, though, you didn't have to leave it on the porch.
[Billie was a sweet kid and had managed to keep his innocence despite living in such a grim place as Trench. Someone like that was worth being kind to.]
I have done that in years past but not everyone has appreciated me sneaking into their homes. So that's why I went with the porch today.
[Apparently, some people's boundaries involved not minding if they had their homes broken into, something that was now added to the advice he'd been given not to do that at all.]
I could but that defeats the purpose of leaving presents with stealth. If I can do it without anyone noticing, then I have put my skills to good use.
Gift Delivery - December 25th
Date: 2022-12-28 11:04 am (UTC)Since he was getting Vyng a gift, he felt it would be rude to exclude his son. So one of the gifts on the porch is left for Billie, a small realistic cat stuffed animal. Accompanying it was a note in blocky handwriting wishing the boy a Merry Christmas signed from Darth Maul.]
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Date: 2023-01-02 05:24 am (UTC)You got me a present? You didn't have to do that! Thanks! I love it a lot. You could've come inside, though, you didn't have to leave it on the porch.
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Date: 2023-01-02 09:10 am (UTC)[Billie was a sweet kid and had managed to keep his innocence despite living in such a grim place as Trench. Someone like that was worth being kind to.]
I have done that in years past but not everyone has appreciated me sneaking into their homes. So that's why I went with the porch today.
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Date: 2023-01-03 03:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-01-05 09:03 am (UTC)[Apparently, some people's boundaries involved not minding if they had their homes broken into, something that was now added to the advice he'd been given not to do that at all.]
I could but that defeats the purpose of leaving presents with stealth. If I can do it without anyone noticing, then I have put my skills to good use.
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Date: 2023-01-08 04:06 pm (UTC)[He shrugs a little. Maul probably already knows that story - doesn't everyone?]
I still want to fight him some day, but he's really sneaky. Like me and you!
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Date: 2023-01-09 03:34 am (UTC)[He sounded like a relative of Santa Claus by that description.]
Is it a tradition to fight him in your world?